Jovial salutations to my fellow trollpop!
Stuffed-jalapeño welcomes and a hearty round of "hello's" to other readers.
Today, as I lay in my loincloth amidst my bed of daffodils, I wondered to myself -- why am I here?
Of course, the answer came quickly, as vomit follows a gag or I follow a woman down an empty night alleyway. I trust you all know the answer; I will not bore you with the luscious details.
All this to say, I am wistfully craving the taste of cold beef stew in the morning. But alas, my cupboards are barren :-(.