Greetings, brethren and sistren, to a beautiful Sunday morn. I awoke with the ejaculations of the great yellow Orb dribbling down mine face through the window above, and in its warm slimey splendor, I pondered -- "What breakfast cereal does the sun's gooey warmth taste like?"
The answer should be obvious. 1 part Kashi, 1 part Fruit Loop, and 3 parts avocado.
Alas! I have set loose a flood of blasphemies lurking beneath the implications of this noticing.
At the risk of death by stake, I will leave the Great Truth unsaid, and for your own male, female, Snielson, commadore Luke Perry, janitorial, Winky-Faced Pug, immaculate dragon eyes to piece together.
It is a long, fruitful ride, teaming with leeches. But the rewards are terrible :-(