It is my grave duty to inform thee that, upon the request of the possessor of a fornicating visual orb, I have come into possession of a very strange contraption. The elusive, chirping splendor that is Twitter.
Strangely, I haven't a clue a-foggy how to work such a contraption. I will, upon request of aforementioned promiscuous visual organs, write often to this beast, and see, from there, what will occur. The name which I have given it is "janglestein".
I trust my efforts will not be in vain--so give Jangle a Jingle and instruct him on the ways of this mysterious flying creature to whom I entrust my secrets.