A Miniscule Offering

Quoth Janglestein:

For all readers who are faint of heart, I must offer my increasingly profuse apologies for the violent word-battle which has emerged between our own Bagelstein and his Anonymously insulting tyrant. This is, generally a land of peace, but for the present it appears to have become more a battle ground than a shelter. While Bagelstein may rightly defend his territory, it is my dearest wish that this rage may continue no longer than absolutely necessary.

For tis Kriegstein who wars, and Assstein who spanks; Bagelstein is but a peaceful creature apt to spread his cream cheese from time to time, but otherwise wholly unprepared for such a warring environment. May we all join hands as one!