Quoth Janglestein:
Forgive me, brethren, for the silence to which I have been accustomed in days past; but in my absence, a Wafflestein has sprung forth among the branches and given a warm, warm reception.
My only concern is as follows: there seems to be a fellow, lurking within these walls, named "Anonymous." On my dearest of friends' (and flame-broiled mistress to boot!) blog, he simultaneously announced my absence, responded to himself, and attributed to me a love of feet which I do not possess!. I fear for such a fellow; he appears to have multiple personalities behind which he hides. My heart crumbles for such a strange creature as this, to feel the need to mask one's own identity! The absurdity makes my smiley-parts dance with waltzy glee; laughter erupting, in 3/4, within my kidneys.
But alooth and forsack, the dream world beckons me like a podiatrist beckons a small child with lolly pops and sugary aromas. Till then, safe travels.
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Ah, Janglestein! I didn't expect you to return quite so soon. I trust you had a safe journey?
Seriously if someone is spending that much time worrying about what you are posting, where you are posting, and trying to rate the quality of your sanity - they really need to get a life.
And doing it all anonymously.
Personally I don't think anyone is worth that much trouble - meaning they should really just leave you alone.
Glad to see you posting again.
I missed your twisted humor :op
p.s. Is a wafflestein good with syrup?
Hi Trollpop, Good to see you again.
It's about fucking time my little odd-fellow. Comments aren't as fun without you.
I abhor syrup, thanks for nothing.
That's too bad, because I love syrup.
You need a twitter account. Your nonsense would be much more enjoyable at 40 small bursts a day. Not that I don't love the longer, not as frequent rants--but still. I think we'd all agree on that. PS when you make the account, you know how to find me!
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